Happy Hour At Jordan's!

I went over to Jordan's Irish Pub after work today and had a few pints while I planned out my trip to The Great Pacific Northwest.  Originally I was planning to attend a wedding,  and then afterwards the Hoyt Family reunion.  However, once I responded that I planned to attend, I lost all contact with my relatives.  Funny, but that also happened with the other side of my family when I said I intended to pay them a visit when I was in Chicago.  I guess my relatives - on both sides - are all extremely shy.  What other explanation could there be?