I have said it before, and I will say it again. The animals at the Denver Zoo are just too laid-back. They lie around all day, staring into space, bored as hell - the animal version of the couch potato. Not only is this boring for visitors, but it is also very unhealthy for the animals - obesity is bad for them, too. My solution is for zoos across the country to hire people to get these creatures moving - to prod them with a stick, get them moving about, and start acting lively. It will be entertaining for zoo visitors and healthy for the animals, too. A true win-win situation for all. And the risk to the new hires that do this? Look at the pleasant, docile tiger in the photograph above. Would he hurt someone? Of course not!. Apply for these fabulous jobs now at your local zoo! Here in Denver contact www.denverzoo.org. And just a piece of friendly advice: if you are at a cocktail party and mention that you are an animal poker, be sure to clarify immediately.
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