At least that is what my old friend Stuart said after he ordered the "Veggie Bites Platter" at the Old Chicago Restaurant in Lakewood the other night. I myself had the "Meat Me Stromboli," french fries, and two Firestone IPA beers, and so I guess you can't consider me a really hard core health food fanatic. Stuart claims his dinner was absolutely wonderful, but personally, I think he was lying. It sounded to me like he was trying to convince himself a little too hard just how wonderful his dinner was. Frankly, I was just glad he didn't lunge across the table, grab the other half of my Stromboli, and wolf it down. If the situation were reversed, that's what I would have done.

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