The Doors of the Perennially Hip

I took the above photograph of a door to a row house in the Lower Highland neighborhood of Devner a while back.  It is the hippest neighborhood in the city these days, but what does a door like this say about your neighbors?  Of course, I don't live in this neighborhood, so I don't have to worry.  But if you do, you should seriously think about moving to a less hip, but saner location.