Denver's zombie crisis is getting worse instead of better. You see them all over town now, but especially on the 16th Street Mall downtown. Often you see them walking down the street with their children, such as in the photograph on the left.
Sometimes you see zombie couples strolling about town, as in the photo on the right. They do seem a bit skeletal, I have to say. Probably hipster zombies trying to look fashionable thin.
You even see them in restaurants these days, perusing menus, acting and talking just like regular folk.
In fact, zombies have become so prevalent here in the Denver area that a special day has been put aside where they can celebrate their zombieness. It is called the Denver Zombie Crawl, and it took place last Saturday on the 16th Street Mall. They even had a zombie 'beauty" contest, and there was a stage where people could dance to zombie music, like the couple on the right. Where will it all end?
When is President Trump going to recognize what I assume is a national crisis and do something? Oh. Oh. I can see a problem with that outcome by looking at the photograph on the left. And he is wearing a button that says "Make America Dead Again." Not good.
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