I drove past Santa's home the other day and took the photograph above to prove it. As you can plainly see, there is a sign over the porch that clearly states it. And it will surprise you to learn that it is located in none other than Fort Pierce, Florida. I assume Santa is getting on in years and wanted a place a bit warmer than the North Pole for himself and Mrs. Claus. I have heard it can get a bit nippy up there once in a while. Can't say I blame him. Even in the Chicago area they have been experiencing below zero temperatures and windchills of -20 degrees Fahrenheit this month, not to mention 17.1 inches of snow so far this season. My next-door neighbor here in Stuart, a fellow Chicago White Sox fan, went up to Northwest Indiana recently to visit his girlfriend and experienced this Christmassy weather in person. Never again, he said. If his girlfriend wants to get together during the winter, she can come down here. Of course, technically, it is still fall. Chicago hasn't even seen winter weather yet. I suspect it will be epic. Enjoy it, all you Chicagoans!
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