Discussing Baseball Over Lunch And Coffee With Stuart

I had a late lunch yesterday afternoon with my friend Stuart at the Old Chicago Pizza and Taproom in Lakewood, Colorado, a suburb just to the west of Denver that epitomizes everything that is wrong with suburbia today. But as I have said before, you can't actually see Lakewood from the bar at Old Chicago, and so no problem. And I am here to report that Stuart is actually very excited about his team, the Chicago Cubs, who are solidly in first place in the National League Central with the 3rd best record in baseball. Stuart was raised on the North Side of Chicago and has thus been indoctrinated into cheering for that team, sometimes referred to as "those loveable losers," who I am sure will once again snatch defeat from the jaws of victory at the very end of the season and once again break the hearts of Cubs fans everywhere. I myself am from the South Side Brainerd neighborhood of Chicago and have no worries about my playoffs hopes for the White Sox being dashed. We Sox fans always expect disaster, but happily, as of today, the Chicago White Sox are one game above .500 and one game out of first place in the American League Central. After several years of futility, this is great news. It means they are actually once again a fully functioning baseball team, playoffs or no playoffs. You can watch a game and reasonably assume they have a 50-50 chance of winning, which during a rebuilding process is a great thing. As for our adopted hometown team, the Colorado Rockies, they are 10 games under .500 and 3 and 7 over their last 10 games. The Rockies are also in a rebuilding mode and are now under the management of actual baseball people, but are still a long way from the playoffs, or for that matter, playing .500 baseball. And by the way, I took the photograph above of Stuart smiling happily in front of the Barnes and Noble, where we stopped for coffee after Old Chicago, no doubt with of visions of World Series victories dancing in his head.