Tuesday, September 16, 2014

The Pool Is Closed For the Season


The pool at my condo building is now closed for the season.  As I have mentioned before on this Blog, building management does not open the pool until after all the University of Denver students (who make up a majority of the residents) have left for summer vacation, and then close it before they return.  This is due to the propensity of some DU students to jump off the balcony into the pool and break various and sundry body parts.  The University of Denver claims that DU's students are the best and brightest.  Last night as I watched a DU student ride his bicycle backwards, without lights, down the middle of a darkened street, I began to think that if this is true, it is because they are a case study for Darwin's Theory of Natural Selection. Only the best and the brightest of DU's students survive their college years.  

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