Evidently both ducks and geese are causing a world of problems in Denver's Washington Park and surrounding neighborhoods these days. These areas have been taken over by the troublesome birds, and those are not golden eggs they are laying. The city has come up with the idea of chasing them around the frozen ponds with a motorized dog, but the neighbors don't think too much of the idea, especially since it is not working. Perhaps if we caught them all and exported them as a food source. Don't the English still like a nice plump goose for the holidays? And you can't go wrong with a nice cooked duck. Plus, with an alternate revenue source, we could get rid of Denver's nasty red light cameras. Another win-win situation!
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