As most people have already heard, the world's most fascinating man - who appears on the Dos Equis beer commercials looking appropriately fascinating - is retiring, and Dos Equis is searching for the world's second most fascinating man to replace him. And yes - I am throwing my hat into the ring. Please e-mail Dos Equis and insist they hire me at an appropriately high salary, or else they might choose Donald Trump instead. If they do, it will all be your fault. Stay thirsty, my friends.
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