Approaching A Big Deadline

The Great Debate between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney will take place here at the University of Denver just one week from today.  The University still hopes to complete the exterior remodeling of the Penrose Library - a project called the Academic Commons - before the two candidates arrive on campus.  No doubt University Officials have heard the rumors that unfinished construction projects just enrage President Obama. These rumors claim Obama was in a snit for months while the Washington Monument was being repaired after last year's earthquake.  The only thing that seemed to cheer him up was some kind of honey beer that is made in the White House basement.  In any case, I hate to say it, but it appears to me that there is still a lot of work to be done on the Academic Commons before next Wednesday.  If I were a DU Official, I would have a few bottles of that honey beer on hand just in case.  Good luck and God speed, construction guys!