Ignoring Sage Advise

Against the advise of fellow employees Wally and myself, Marty has decided not to demand that he stay at Chicago's Drake Hotel and be provided with limo service when he goes to the Chicago area for textbook buyer training next month.  Instead, he will be staying in beautiful Oakbrook Terrace, which makes downtown Lincoln Nebraska look like Midtown Manhattan.  However, Marty drew the line at having to share a room with a total stranger, even if they do work for the same company as we do.  In a situation like that, you might wind up with various parts of Marty all over the Tri-State area.  In any case, Marty says he was simply worried about having to share a room with someone like Doug, the DU Bookstore's curmudgeonly textbook buyer.  God knows that would be a worry.