Lauren Pays A Visit

Lauren - until a few months ago a Customer Service Associate at the DU Bookstore - paid a visit to the store this afternoon.  She is doing well and plans to attend graduate school in London, England.  I suggested she pursue a course of study in British Pubs (a fertile area for research), while Wally suggested Churchill studies.  Lauren, however, is insisting on advanced study in social work and counseling.  Big mistake ignoring our advice, Lauren.  After all, look how we turned out.