The South Moves At A Slow Pace, As Does It's News

Being in Stuart, Florida for the past 5 days, I once again had to readjust to the slow pace of the South.  You can't be in a hurry for anything down there.  Everybody does things at their own speed and will not be hurried.  Amazingly enough, the news down there also moves at a pretty slow pace, as evidenced by the above photograph of this past Monday's headline in the Stuart News.  Hopefully the "Death of the Confederacy" won't come as too much of a shock to the local citizenry.