An Update On Noah

It turns out that Noah, the Stockroom Manager at the DU Bookstore, was suffering from "Hand, Foot, and Mouth Disease" last week.  Of course, everyone at the Bookstore is confusing it with "Hoof and Mouth Disease," which is no doubt a related illness.  In any case, this virus has been going around the elementary school where Noah's wife teaches and where his two daughters attend class.  As Noah puts it, three of the four people who live in their house go to that elementary school every day, but only he catches the damn thing.  I still say Noah shouldn't rule out leprosy.