John Is Freaked Out

John, a fellow DU Bookstore employee and dedicated University of Denver chemistry student, tells me the cardboard cutout of Stephen Colbert on display at the store is freaking him out.  It stares at him all day long, and whenever John moves, Colbert's eyes follow him.   John feels this is a form of harassment and is planning on e-mailing Colbert to let him know and to threaten legal action.  Good luck with that John!