The Apple Representative

Jordan is Apple Computer's student representative at the University of Denver, and he spends a lot of time here at the DU Bookstore not only selling Apple products, but also giving instruction and advise to DU students, faculty, and staff.  I have suggested to Jordan many times that he persuade Apple to have a 50% off sale, in order to capture the valuable "cheapskate" market, but he doesn't seem to go for that idea very much.  Speaking for the cheapskates of the world, I can only express our severe disappointment.