Wednesday, April 22, 2020

Wash Park Geese Are NOT Social Distancing



I am sorry to report that the geese in Washington Park here in Denver are not following social distancing guidelines.  Of course, many Millennials are not doing so, either, but that is, of course, much less surprising. And so, if you are fancying a nice roast goose for dinner, and want to do it from scratch, I would suggest you avoid picking one up here.  At least until the coronavirus has run it's course. As an alternative, breast of squab is very nice.  Plus, pigeons are very numerous here in Denver.  And pigeons always practice social distancing, even when there is no pandemic.  Bon appetit!

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