Random Thoughts From The Cheap Seats

I went to see the Colorado Rockies play the Miami Marlins last night at Coors Field here in Denver.  I sat in what used to be the cheap seats (they now cost $27, when not on sale).  In any case, between each half inning the ushers go down to the first row of each section and stand guard, just in case an inebriated fan or random psycho decides to make a dash for the field.  Personally, I doubt our usher (seen in the photograph above) would have been able to stop them, especially if a prearranged "flash mob" decided to storm the field. Don't try it, guys!  Ballpark security would eventually round you up.  The dungeons beneath Coors Field are littered with fans who have tried this in the past.   Somebody call Amnesty International!