Wednesday, May 4, 2022

Good News! More Housing For Hipsters!


Denver has been experiencing a major housing shortage over the past few years, especially among the hipster population. In addition to a lack of homes for sale, people are also having a hard time finding rentals. Hipsters are moving to Denver in droves, and due to this shortage, are having to take on 6 to 10 roommates when they move here, causing massive anguish for many. Happily, developers are putting up new luxury apartments buildings all over town, but especially in the River North (RINO) neighborhood, a former industrial area now filled with restaurants, shops, and a brew pub on every block, as seen in the photograph above. RINO is very popular with hipsters, and they desperately want to live there. These days, there are construction cranes as far as the eye can see in that neighborhood. Of course, the apartments in this area are pretty damn pricey, but if you have a brew pub on every block, I am sure it is worth it. Let's hope all those buildings under construction are finished soon. I just hate to see hipsters - especially the ones from California - suffer. But don't we all.

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